Thursday, November 14, 2013

Tinku ki road safety


Ek Car Me Tinku with Family Ja Raha Tha..

Police Ne Car Ko Roka Aur Bola : Ye Suraksha Week Hai, Aap Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho, Isliye Aapko 100 rs Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai…!!
Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge ??

Tinku – Main Isse Apna Driving License Banwaunga.!

Tabhi Uski Maa Boli – Iski Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo, Daru Pikar Kuch Bhi Bolta Hai!!

Awaaz sunke uske Papa neend Se Jage

Aur Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole- Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Chori Ki Car Mein Hum Zyada Dur Nahi Ja Payenge..!!

Thursday, October 17, 2013

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

 STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

Have you heard this one?...
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100% for his wit!!!

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?�
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?�
* at the bottom of the� page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?�
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?�
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
*�The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
*�It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?�
*�No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?�
*�You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?�
*�Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a� wall, how long would it take four men to build it?�
* No time at all, the wall is already� built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?�
*Any way you want, concretefloors are very hard to crack.
Spread the laughter, share the cheer
Let's be happy, while we're here !!
  

Monday, September 23, 2013

Gujarati Sayings-‘મુખવાસ’

મુખવાસ
[1] ઉતાવળે પરણીને આપણે નિરાંતે પસ્તાઈએ છીએ ! 
[2] ભેગા થવું  શરૂઆત છે,ભેગા રહેવું તે પ્રગતિ છે,પરંતુ ભેગા મળી કામ    કરવું તેસફળતા છે.
[3] ‘નથી’ તેની ચિંતા છોડશો તો છે તેનો આનંદ માણી શકશો.
[4] જીભ કદાચ તોતડી હશે તો ચાલશેપરંતુ તોછડી હશે તો નહિ ચાલે.
[5] મેળવજો નીતિથી,વાપરજો પ્રીતિથીભોગવજો રીતિથીતો બચી જશ       દુર્ગતિથી.
[6] દુશ્મન કરતાં દોસ્તને માફ રી દેવાનું કામ વધુ કપરું છે…!!
[7] જરૂર કરતાં વધારે જમવું એટલ સ્મશાનમાં જવું !
[8] પત્નીની વાત પતિ ખરેખર સાંભળતો ત્યારે હોય છેજ્યારે પોતાની 
    પત્ની ઉચ્ચારતીન હોય તેવો શબ્દેશબ્દ  સમજી જતો હોય !
[9] લગ્ન જીવન સફળ બનાવવા માટે અનેક વાર પ્રેમમાં પડવું જરૂરી છે – હંમેશા એની એવ્યક્તિ સાથે.
[10] માતાનું હૈયું  શિશુની શાળા છે.
[11] એક કુટુંબનું જે નિર્માણ રે છે ને તેને ટકાવી રાખે છેને જેના હાથ   હેઠળ બાળકોઊછરીને ખડતલ ને ચારિત્ર્યવાન નરનારીઓ બને છેતે નારીનું સ્થાન એકમાત્ર ઈશ્વરનીપછી આવે છે.
[12] સફળતાની સડક એવા પુરુષોથી ભરચક હોય છે જેમને પીઠ પાછળથી એમનીપત્નીઓ આગે બઢાવતી હોય છે.
[13] સર્જનહારની સમસ્ત સૃષ્ટિમા સુંદરમાં સુંદર ને સૌથી દિવ્ય છે બાળકો.
[14] પ્રાણ  પ્રથમ ભેટ,સ્નેહ  બીજી અને સમજણ  ત્રીજી.
[15] વસ્તુની નજીક જઈએ એટલે એનુ સૌંદર્ય પ્રગટ થાય છેપણ એનુ કાવ્ય તો દૂરથી જખીલે છે.
[16] માણસ ફુલાવાનું જલ્દી સ્વીકારે છેયોગ્ય રીતે પણ સંકોચાવાનું નહીં !
[17] સૌને મન ભરીને માણવું છેજીવવું છેપણ મન ક્યારેય ભરાતુ નથી,       પેટની જેમ !
[18] વ્યક્તિની પ્રસન્નતા એની ંતરિક સુંદરતા દર્શાવે છે,વિચારો એના 
   મનોજગતનાઆંદોલનોની સ્થિતિ બતાવે છે અને વર્તન એનાં હૃદયની 
     ભાષા વ્યકત કરે છે.
[19] મનની વિચાર દષ્ટિને પણ મોતિયો આવે છે ખરો !
[20] જીવનનો પહેલો સંઘર્ષ મન સાથે કરવો પડે છેકારણ કે એને નકારાત્મક વલણનોસહેલો રસ્તો  પસં છે.
[21] માણસને મોતથી વધુ એનાં ડર’ ની બીક લાગે છે !
[22] આદત ધીમેધીમે જરૂરિયાત બની જાય ત્યારે માનવીની મજ્બૂરી 
જવનને મૂરઝાવીદે છે.
[23] પૃથ્વી પર લહેરાતાં ફૂલોફૂલો પર રહેલાં ઝાકળબિંદુઓ અને બાળકો         ઈશ્વરનાદસ્તખત છે.
[24] માણસનો વ્યવહાર અને વૃત્તિ એનું દર્પણ છે.
[25] આત્મપ્રશંસા જેવું કોઈ ઝેર નથીઆત્મનિંદા જેવું કોઈ અમૃત નથી !
[26] ખાઈમાં પડેલો બચી શકેપણ અદેખાઈમાં પડેલો  બચી શકે !
[27] પુરુષના જીવનમાં અહંકાર અન સ્ત્રીના જીવનમાં અલંકાર તોફાનો 
      સર્જે છે.

Sunday, September 15, 2013

The greatest joke of the millennium:

The greatest joke of the millennium:
Teacher -"Where is the CAPITAL of INDIA ?"
Student -"In Swiss Banks"

Saturday, September 7, 2013

જુઓ ઓનલાઈન ગુજરાતી નાટક

WATCH GUJARATI DRAMA
                            
                               જુઓ ઓનલાઈન ગુજરાતી નાટક
 
 
  અમારું સરનામું તમે<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/03/blog-post.html>
 
  અમારી દુનિયા તમારી દુનિયા<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post_6091.html>
 
  અમે બરફ ના પંખી<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post_6208.html>
 
  અલવિદા ડાર્લિંગ<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post_4834.html>
 
  અભિનય સમ્રાટ<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post_3814.html>
 
  અઢી અક્ષર પ્રેમ ના<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/02/gujarati-natak.html>
 
 
  એક મૂરખ ને એવી ટેવ<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/03/gujarati-natak-ek-murakh-ne-aevi-tev.html>
 
   
 
  આંખ મીંચોલી<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post_4176.html>
 
   છે આદમખોર<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post_6179.html>
 
  å તારું કરી નાખું<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/03/gujarati-natak-aav-taru-kari-nakhu.html>
 
  આપણા  ઘરમાં નો એન્ટ્રી<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post_9542.html>
 
  કાકા ની કમાણી પડોશન માંસમાણી<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/03/gujarati-natak-kaka-ni-kamani-padoshan.html>
 
  કાજળ ઢોળાયું કંકુમાં<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/03/blog-post_9814.html>
 
  કાંતિ તોફાને ચડ્યો<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/03/blog-post_02.html>
 
 
  પત્તા ન  જોડ<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/03/blog-post_5269.html>
 
  હું પૈસા નો પરમેશ્વર<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/03/blog-post_9526.html>
 
 
  તો કરો શ્રીગણેશ<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/03/blog-post_1114.html>
 
  બની રહીએ એક મેક ના<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/03/blog-post_01.html>
 
  પ્રેમ કરતા પંચર પડ્યું<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/03/blog-post_9990.html>
 
  છક્કો મક્કો<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post_638.html>
 
  બા  મારી બાઉન્ડ્રી<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post_6116.html>
 
 
 
  મમ્મી ૨૦ ની દીકરી ૪૦ ની<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/02/1.html>
 
  જલસા કરો જયંતિલાલ<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post.html>
 
  બસ કર બકુલા<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post_8870.html>
 
 
  ગુજ્જુભાઈ  ગામ ગજાવ્યું<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/03/gujarati-natak-gujjubhai-e-gam-gajavyu.html>
 
  વાત બહાર જાય નહિ<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post_895.html>
 
  મૂંગા બોલે બહેરા સાંભળે<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/03/gujarati-natak-munga-bole-bahera.html>
 
  તોફાની ત્રિપુટી<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/03/gujarati-natak-sahebji.html>
 
  રંગ છે રાજા<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post_9705.html>
 
  બુઢ્ઢા  મારી સિક્ષ્સર<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post_6843.html>
 
  બોલ્યા બે બોલ ખુલી ગઈ પોલ<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post_6248.html>
 
 
 
  છગન મગન તારા છાપરે લગન<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post_9592.html>
 
  છાનું ને છપનું કૈ થાય નહિ<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post_4613.html>
 
  બા રીટાયર થાય છે. <http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-post_8524.html>
 
  સાસરિયું સોનાની ખાણ<http://gujnatak.blogspot.com/2010/03/sasariyu-sona-ni-khan-gujarati-natak.html>
 

Thursday, August 15, 2013

How Men Change After 6 long, long Years ...

The "Love" Word: 
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: Stupid, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?
 
Back from Work
: 
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?
 
Phone Ringing
: 
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE!!
 
Cooking
: 
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??
 
New Dress
: 
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?
 

TV
: 
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!
 

Making Love
: 
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!