Watching TV

A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. After five minutes: Wife: Is that Bret Lee Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother. Husband: He does not have an actor brother Wife: What about Bruce Lee Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. Husband: No. It is called action replay. Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter. Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit. Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit? Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to? Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’. Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over? Wife: How many runs to win? Husband: 72 in 36 balls Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball Husband turns off the TV. Wife turns it on and watches ‘Saraswasti Chandra’ Husband: Who is this Saraswati Chandra? Wife: Don’t you dare disturb me . . .

Rakshabandan

Rakshabandan

How Men Change After 6 long, long Years ...

The "Love" Word: 
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: Stupid, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you? 
Back from Work: 
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet? 
Phone Ringing: 
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE!! 
Cooking: 
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN?? 
New Dress: 
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me? 

TV: 
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself! 

Making Love: 
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!