Watching TV

A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. After five minutes: Wife: Is that Bret Lee Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother. Husband: He does not have an actor brother Wife: What about Bruce Lee Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. Husband: No. It is called action replay. Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter. Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit. Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit? Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to? Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’. Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over? Wife: How many runs to win? Husband: 72 in 36 balls Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball Husband turns off the TV. Wife turns it on and watches ‘Saraswasti Chandra’ Husband: Who is this Saraswati Chandra? Wife: Don’t you dare disturb me . . .

Rakshabandan

Rakshabandan

How Men Change After 6 long, long Years ...

The "Love" Word: 
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: Stupid, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you? 
Back from Work: 
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet? 
Phone Ringing: 
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE!! 
Cooking: 
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN?? 
New Dress: 
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me? 

TV: 
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself! 

Making Love: 
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!! 

100s of full length Gujarati dramas

100s of full length Gujarati dramas list...   Clik the link to access them all.   http://www.youtube.com/user/shemaroogujarati?annotation_id=annotation_634002&feature=iv&src_vid=F6IEUysd0x4

Mulla Nassruddin

મુલ્લા નસરુદ્દિનની પડોશમાં એક વાણિયો રહેવા આવ્યો. બન્નેના ઘરના ચોક વચ્ચે પાંચ ફુટ ઉંચી દિવાલ અને વાણિયાભાઈએ ત્યાં જ ગણેશની મુર્તિ સ્થાપી રોજ મોટે મોટે થી પ્રાર્થના કરે, " હે! પ્રભુ, તું મને ૧૦૦૦ રુપિયા આપ. તું ૯૯૯ આપશે તો ય નહી લઊં અને ૧૦૦૧ આપશે તોય નહી લઊં."

મુલ્લાને થયું આ નવો પડોશી જરા સનકી લાગે છે બે ચાર દિ' મા ઠેકાણે આવી જશે. પરંતુ વાણિયાએ તો રોજ આની આજ પ્રાર્થના ચાલુ રાખી એટલે મુલ્લાને... થયું કે આ વાણિયાની પરિક્ષા કરવી જોઈએ. ઍટલે બીજા દિવસે જ્યારે સવારે વાણિયાએ પ્રાર્થનાનુ પુનરાવર્તન કર્યું કે મુલ્લાએ એક રુમાલમાં રુપિયા ૯૯૯ ગણીને બરોબર વાણિયાના ખોળામાં પડે તે રીતે નાંખ્યા.

અચાનક ખોળામાં કાંઈક આવીને પડ્યું તેથી વાણિયાએ આંખો ખોલી અને જોયું તો એક પોટલી હતી. જલ્દી જલ્દી વાણિયાએ પોટલી ખોલી અને અંદરના રુપિયા ગણવા માંડ્યા અને તે ૯૯૯ થયા એટલે વાણિયો બોલ્યો," વાહ રે પ્રભુ, તું પણ ગજબનો હિસાબવાળો છું. રોકડા તો ૯૯૯ આપ્યા અને એક રુપિયો રુમાલનો ગણી પુરા ૧૦૦૦ આપ્યા."

Gujarati nataks/ drama

ENJOY these plays. Gujarati nataks/ drama Reapeat for the benefit of the New Members:   1) CHEL CHHABILA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpUzWjuQPGI  2) ALVIDA DARLING http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6IEUysd0x4  3) ABHINAY SAMARAT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBgCXWcGhMc  4)AA CHE ADAMKHORE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am_92q1YoCA Ketki Dave Dilip Rawal - 5)Mummy 20 Ni Dikri 40 Ni - Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAub5SekGrk  Ketki Dave Dilip Rawal - 5) Mummy 20 Ni Dikri 40 Ni - Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_WuYr3H2IE&NR=1  Sachi Joshi Mehul Buch in 6) Alpaviraam Part-1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6H85amotS4 Sachi Joshi Mehul Buch in 6) Alpaviraam Part-2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLvNHDiS6DE&NR=1   Vipul Vithlani Ami Trivedi - 7) Aankh Micholi Part-1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsKJUIfR8qI&NR=1 Vipul Vithlani Ami Trivedi - 7) Aankh Micholi Part-2http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmv85blqrSU&NR=1 Padmarani Sanas Vyas - 8) Ba Ae Mari Boundary - Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzs0QjSALnI Padmarani Sanas Vyas - 8) Ba Ae Mari Boundary Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyLCDdaaHMg Padmarani Sanas Vyas - 8) Ba Ae Mari Boundary - Part 3 http://www..youtube.com/watch?v=QSHTQT-dtIQ Dilip Joshi Dimple Shah - 9)Jalsa Karo Jayantilal - Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KudaQ0gOvLk&NR=1  Dilip Joshi Dimple Shah - 9) Jalsa Karo Jayantilal - Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTp1KAtXTj8&NR=1 10) Aadhi Akshar Prem Na http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EtlUJK89yw&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=CCAE9ED34F8E0D3D